January 2011
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Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
2010.
All in all, you were pretty fucking bad. But I say that with thanks. I am extremely thankful for all the bad. Well, it is a little unfair to say you were all bad. There was plenty of good to sorta even out the bad. I lost a lot, I gained a lot. I’m sorry I wasn’t better to you though. I didn’t take full advantage, I didn’t live my life like I should. I survived my job for...
No matter how many quotes and song lyrics you...
unfortunate truth.
Me: I can just wait-
You: No, I'm not leaving an underage girl by herself, at night, on New Years Eve. Especially not one I kinda care about a little bit, although I'd never admit that in any way, shape, or form.
Me: -sarcasticly- Thanks.
You: Don't get all mushy on me now.
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What a lovely way to end the year, with some sincerity.
It only took MONTHS but hey, at least now I know.
December 2010
Dark kiss.
I smell incredible.
Loving this line.<3
mysterysongs:
Lost Soul Blog: I'm pretty sure I should seek some... →
afromagnus:
devourmetonight:
afromagnus:
devourmetonight:
I’m going through all my shoes and I have around 50-55 pairs. I counted the amount of different perfumes/body sprays I have. The final count was 16, most of them having matching lotion. I have over 150 separate articles of clothing… Actually, I can’t put a total, 100% accurate count on that…
you could buy me shit
I give you my...
Lost Soul Blog: I'm pretty sure I should seek some... →
afromagnus:
devourmetonight:
I’m going through all my shoes and I have around 50-55 pairs. I counted the amount of different perfumes/body sprays I have. The final count was 16, most of them having matching lotion. I have over 150 separate articles of clothing… Actually, I can’t put a total, 100% accurate count on that…
you could buy me shit
I give you my friendship. That is all you need!
...
3 tags
I'm pretty sure I should seek some help.
I’m going through all my shoes and I have around 50-55 pairs. I counted the amount of different perfumes/body sprays I have. The final count was 16, most of them having matching lotion. I have over 150 separate articles of clothing… Actually, I can’t put a total, 100% accurate count on that because I’m too lazy to count but I know I’ve used at least 150 hangers....
Eric: Jordan, why the fuck do you keep buying more conditioner?
Me: Because you need to stop using mine.
Eric: That isn't an answer.
Me: Stop using my stuff. Use the conditioner that is already in the shower.
Eric: That isn't an answer! Why do you keep buying it? We have like 8 bottles of god damn conditioner in the shower now.
Me: -_- Just don't use the new stuff.
Eric: You have a problem.
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Yes, yes I do.
1 tag
You know what sucks?
Dreams. Especially dreams about people you miss terribly. Especially especially when that terribly missed person greets you with a huge grin and an even bigger hug.
le fuuu-
I love those days when you just DGAF
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to due?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
Only this is everyday for me.
l am currently writing this With my Bamboo. l effing <3 it! It is the coolest thing evar. lt came with games & stuff.lt rocks. (:
I spent my entire day sleeping, watching Weeds, and drinking tea. It was wasteful and perfect.
However this approaching day will not be so relaxing. I will wake up early, eat at an English restaurant with my mother, see the latest HP film with her (FINALLY!!!!), and then go to work, working only with the devil and brat numero uno. :|
Oh joyous day to come. Well, it will be mostly.
It's getting to the point where I can't stand to...
I only watched two episodes tonight and I can’t watch anymore. I JUST GET SO FRUSTRATED!
But hell, if I could get through 6 seasons of Lost I think I can get through 6 of Weeds.
:|
Y: It doesn't count if you're afraid.
J: There is a distinct difference between fear and caring about someone.
Y: Not to me.
J: Well there is.
Y: They both evoke similar emotions.
J: That doesn't change that fact that there is a difference.
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That made me a little sad, I won't lie. : /
Watching Weeds last night...
A guy fed a goat to his pet white lion. I didn’t see it but I heard the goats sad screaming and crying.
My innocence… It’s gone.
Guys who give legit hugs. The ones where they hug...
**anyone
There is nothing I hate more than a shitty hug.
“Do you think ———— is pretty? Because sometimes I do and...”
– LOLOLOLOLOLOL I’m sorry, I found that to be the funniest thing, especially since I think she is lovely and I may be a wee bit jealous. But… ROFL.
That awkward moment when you realize you're the...
panty-sniffer:
alliknowisfading:
WHAT FRIENDS
^^
1:17 am?
Night night!
People who like their own status' on Facebook.
knockingovermountaintrolls:
Remy does this. Tell me why!!! I don’t get it.
Reason why Florida owns you: Snow never stops us...
rainbocupcakexo:
vicxtorixous:
WHICH MEANS YOU DONT GET SNOW DAYS HEHEHE
Hurricane days. Yeahhh. B)
Reblog with your most self conscious spot.
believeisthelie:
fuglyduckling:
emporte-le-vent:
keepbreathinglove:
byebyeflab:
ohyeahskinnyyeah:
hello-hipbones:
iwillbe115:
ineedtobeskinnyandslim:
waif-like:
shedthepounds:
thinsperation:
Stomach.
my thighs…
my arms
Tummy and hips.
Belly and arms.
Tummy & hips.
Inner thighs.
Tummy
Tummy & thighs.
Chest and Stomach. I’m equally self conscious...
Did you know that fanny is another word for cunt?
The more you know~
“You know you could do a lot better than him, but if that is what you want…”
:| I hate not knowing whether that was a joke or not. Well… The whole thing is a sad sick joke, but I mean that comment specifically. It surely made me smile, either way.
Reblog if you want someone to write a confession...
I fucking miss my old friends.
There. I fucking said it.
Unfortunately, the past is the past and people change. People change and do stupid shit and make mistakes and move on.
That is life.
But that doesn’t change how I feel. I wish it did. All the damn time.
I didn't give a fuck yesterday, I don't give a...
“Hey shoppers, if you need any help looking for that certain size, style, or color, please don’t hesitate to ask any one of our Shoe Carnival employees…” “Except Jordan because she hates everyone, especially children and old people.”
Nice to know everyone at work is on the same page as me. :|
LOLSHIT
The wind is blowing so god damn hard. -_-
I have to go to work today. OH JOY. If the wicked wind doesn’t keep customers away then we’re going to be busy as FUCK with returns. Ugh. -_________________________________-
I gotta finish this god damn math before I get ready to go. DID I MENTION THAT I HATE MATH? Oh joyous day, how I loveth thee. </3
