January 2012
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The one where Sherlock is a dick and Dean...
Question to discuss:
This lake is freezing... Where the hell is my trenchcoat?
Stranger 2: I stoll it -SH
Stranger 1: It's in the impala
Stranger 1: I put it there Cas
Stranger 1: Sherlock you did not steal it
Stranger 2: Your right, but I have it now. -SH
Stranger 1: And if you did, I'll gank you myself
Stranger 2: It's quite warm -SH
Stranger 1: You son of a bitch
Stranger 2: And soft -SH
Stranger 1: Give Cas his trenchcoat back!
Stranger 2: Hmm... I think I'll keep it... -SH
Stranger 1: Don't you fucking dare
Stranger 1: Or better yet I will call the Doctor on your ass
Stranger 2: Or maybe I'll give it to John. As a present -SH
Stranger 1: Yes do that
Stranger 1: I know John will give it back to me
Stranger 2: The Doctor is tied up in the back of my trunk -SH
Stranger 2: Or maybe that was a taxi... -SH
Stranger 1: I really don't believe you managed to tie up a 900 year old time lord
Stranger 1: Oh please don't tell me you gave him to that psychopathic cabbie
Stranger 2: Maybe. Maybe not. -SH
Stranger 1: You bastard
Stranger 2: I try -SH
Stranger 1: I swear to god, when I find you I will shoot you in the head
Stranger 2: Thats nice. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take a walk in my new coat. -SH
Stranger 1: Don't care if John kills me after
Stranger 1: You goddamn son of a bitch
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Superwholock is the most beauitful thing ever.
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spnwhore:
wow
remember when i had other hobbies other than Supernatural and Tumblr?
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I don’t give a shit about this new year.
But I love all of you, most of which I’ve met in this past year.
So thank you all for being amazing.
Happy New (almost, for me) Year!
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mandykb started following you
Thank you for the follow!
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Why are Castiel fangirls not normal….
Myself included.
LOL
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angelofthetimelords started following you
Truly lovely blog, thanks for the follow!
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LOL
Question to discuss:
Would you bow before my awesomeness?
Stranger: Talk nerdy to me ;)
You: Only if your name is Jim Moriarty.
Stranger: ^google.
You: what?
Stranger: I'm googling it. Winning, duh.
You: Oh. Well you should just watch the BBC Sherlock and then you'll understand.
You: If you like Sherlock Holmes that is.
Stranger: ._.
You: And if you don't then you should.
Stranger: I AM SHERLOCK HOLMES
You: WHAAAAAAT
You: Deduce me baby
Stranger: *deduces you*
Stranger: OHYEAHHHUHH
You: Whaddyah think Sherly? ;D
Stranger: Well, I enjoy your ginger pubes.
You: SHERLOCK HOLMES GO TO YOUR ROOM THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO A LADY
Stranger: LOL NO I'M SORRY
You: Well then. Where is your moral compass, John Watson, when you need him?
Stranger: :c locked inside of a cage in my closet..
You: ....why?
Stranger: ....because of personal reasons.. ._.
You: What sort of.... Is this a kink thing? Lord have mercy.
Stranger: Yes, I'm secretly gay for him.. I'm sexing him...but that will be our little secret. ;D
You: I don't really think it's a secret Sherlock.... :/
You: You're a bit obvious.
Stranger: NO, between us it's a secret, don't tell anyone else. You gotta remember, I'm Sherlock Holmes, if you tell someone... I will find you.
You: You're absolutely correct. You're not so secretive secret is safe with me... (and the millions of people who also know)
You: *your
You: Sherlock?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Non-Sherlock fans are the best sports on omegle.
Try to SPN or DW RP with people and they shit on you.
Sherlock RP and people cling to it.
<3
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thesearemytwofavoritethings started following you
Your blog is gorgeous, thank you so much for the follow!
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It is long, hilarious, and I seem like a nutter...
Question to discuss:
He's so changable. And then the bomb explodes.
You: No sir
Stranger: what bomb
You: That is not how it ends
Stranger: did i plant this bomb
You: A cell phone rings...
You: Is your name Jim Moriarty?
Stranger: woo i blew up the world
You: No Jim, not this time
Stranger: yes jilly this time mate
Stranger: i want the power
You: You'll have to get past Sherlock to get that.... But you won't. You'll be pushed off a waterfall first
Stranger: oh really cuase i just pushed sherlock down the well in the corner
You: John will get him out. John is like Sherlock's Lassie.
Stranger: jhon fell down the well too mwahha
Stranger: jhon is dead
You: John can't die. He survived Afghanistan, he can survive a fall.
Stranger: no he dint go to afghanistan he sat at home and watched freinds reruns
Stranger: he lied to u
You: John would never lie! Hell, he came home with a psychosomatic limp. BAMFs like John Watson don't lie about that shit.
Stranger: oh but he did lie though. that limp was from tripping over the telivision remote
Stranger: dangerous things those
You: Well then explain to me why he had no place to live and had to move in with Sherlock. HUH?
You: Explain that stranger.
Stranger: becuase his parents kicked himout for not doing anything. thank you very much random stranger
You: No way. Not true.
Stranger: dnt hide from the truth
Stranger: johns dead . sherlocks dead. im going to get the power
You: THEY AREN'T DEAD OKAY.
You: THEY'RE SAFE AND SOUND SCOURING LONDON AND HELPING MYCROFT GET CAKE AND SAVE THE GOVERNMENT
Stranger: yes they are i pushed them down the freaking well
Stranger: i stole ur cake
You: Mycroft will not be pleased.
Stranger: tell him it was delicious
You: He is going to get you.
Stranger: not if i get him first
You: And when John and Sherlock escape your well they will get you too.
You: You can't "get" Mycroft! He is the British government for goodness sakes!
Stranger: jhon and sherlock will never escape the well
You: They took lessons from the Ring girl, they'll escape.
Stranger: mycrofts dead as well remeber how i blew up the world before ? yea umm he died along with everyone else mwahahah
You: YOU DID NOT BLOW UP THE WORLD SHERLOCK STOPPED YOU SILLY MAN
You: Jim never wins.
Stranger: jim always wins
Stranger: sherlock did not stop me he fell down the well nd then got blown up
You: No, he is going to push you off a waterfall and then you'll be sorry you decided to put him in a well.
Stranger: what waterfall ? there is none cuase i blew the whole world up oh yes i did
You: If you blew up the world then wouldn't we be dead?
Stranger: no becuase we're special
You: Why are we so special?
Stranger: becuase we're magical leprecorns and can never actually die
You: That would make sense because you're Irish and all...Or is that racist? Either way the world isn't blown up.
You: So wah.
Stranger: u soo wah urself becuase i know the truth
You: YOU KNOW NOTHING MORIARTY YOU WILL PERISH AND THE WORLD WILL BE FINE
Stranger: no i will be the only person to survive and everyone else will get blown up oh wait *gasp* they already have. me and u are the only people alive and i plan to kill you nxt thurday anyway
You: but then you'll be all alone. and you'll kill yourself. and after you die sherlock and john will escape the well and rescue the rest of the world.
Stranger: i have my imaginary friend called billy to keep me company soo...
Stranger: yea..... i win
You: no you lose. one day jim, you will understand the mistakes you're making.
Stranger: no jilly i will not.
Stranger: i win, end of.
You: end of what? you're life. yes.
You: say hi to sherlock for me.
Stranger: no jilly . u shall be able to do that urslf next thursday. at least u hav begun to accept sherlocks death now u just hav to accept ur own. mwahaha ss
You: NO ONE WILL DIE BUT YOU JIM.
Stranger: its to late jilly. its already happened.
You: I don't see why you're so stubborn.
You: It's because you know you're wrong.
Stranger: no. i am not wrong. good bye jilly good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I keep calling him Jim and he keeps calling me...
Non-Sherlock fan playing along?
ALL THE AWARDS.
This chat is seriously the best.
I will post it when it’s over.
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ATTN SHERLOCK FANDOM
According to this stranger on omegle, John never went to Afghanistan:
no he dint go to afghanistan he sat at home and watched freinds reruns
The more you know.
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madmanwithnobox replied to your post: Make Doctor Who reference on omegle…
and most of the people who like it are. i mean just look at David Tennant, Matt Smith, Arthur Darvill… and the list goes on..
Well to be fair, before new!Who the fan base was widely male, but you’re right. I think it’s unfair to just assume that one is male because they enjoy Doctor Who, or science...
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Make Doctor Who reference on omegle...
Partner automatically thinks I’m male.
FUCK YOU. I’M A GIRL AND LOVE DOCTOR WHO.
All the coolest bromances save each other from...
sassygaymisha:
heathyr:
dean why can’t you be cool
fuckin dean
ahahaha poor dean. ):
FUCK ME
I never win anything. ):
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