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casticorn sent: Jordan, Crowley, CAT, Americaaaan, You're engaged to me, likes me, dislikes not being with me 24/7, random fact is that you ran over a fucking snake, congrats.

My gender is cat…. I hate you. Lots.

7/8. Four for you, assbutt. 

You win a feels bucket. 

leimaunicorn said: Wow best stay off tumblr til u get it online gurl, dont want da spoilers.

I better make a cameo in season 2. Das all I’m sayin.

leimaunicorn said: Omfg, it’s not my fault this is happening, im js livin da tru lyfe. Catch it on HBO Sundays at 8/7 central.

I DON’T HAVE HBO THO.

Cuterus....

Cas: uterus
Cas: more like cuTERUS
Me: OMFDSGD SFDHGDSF STOPPPP
Cas: I'M DYING
Cas: also you wound me
Cas: what if I made you a uterus
Cas: and if you squeeze it
Cas: red juice pops out
Cas: surpriiiise
Me: This is quite possibly the most disturbing mental image I have ever had
Me: you
Me: handing me this little knit uterus
Me: looking so proud you made it
Me: and i take it
Me: slightly disturbed
Me: and then you whisper
Me: "squeeeeze it"
Me: and i do
Me: more disturbed
Me: and OUT SPURTS RED JUICE
Me: my jaw drops
Me: and i mummble
Me: and run away crying

Super special shout out to Cas who told me my blog is A+ quality right now.

And then proceeds to like all the shit I’ve reblogged.

AND THEN offers to knit me a uterus that spurts red juice when squeezed.

She iz a tru frynd.

(P.S. You should go follow her and bask in her ambiance of awesome - leimaunicorn)

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This is Cas when you tell her she has a cute voice.

(Source: manaphy)

Where is Cas when I need to screech at her. 

loki-cat:

loki-cat:

(Source: ammdakin)

Anonymous sent: why aren't u online, I'M CURIOUS. CURIOUS ANON AM I.

Because skype makes my internet break every 5 seconds. And I doing other things. BUT I AM ON FACEBOOK.

casticorn sent: "SEND ME A ♔ AND I WILL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC AND TELL YOU OUR SONG." THIS THING U HO

ohhhhh. damnit motherfuckkkk, i closed itunes because i am watching a tyler oakley livestream. lol LET ME OPEN IT BACK UP. 

Girl with One Eye - Florence + the Machine. 

There yah go.